Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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