You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
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I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
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Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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