I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
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i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
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He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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