I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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