spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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