So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
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And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
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It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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