Where is the hickey?
I understand Curling. That high.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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