i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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