When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
We are all done wearing pants today
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