Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
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just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
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You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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