i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
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Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
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Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
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There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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