It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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