porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
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I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
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Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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