Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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