Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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