...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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