The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
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Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
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Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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