i permit you to call me
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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