Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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