ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
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If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
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Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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