Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
i need some magic done to my vagina
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
