Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
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Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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