I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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