its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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