I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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