i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Sext me about skeletons
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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