I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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