i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Randomize
