he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
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Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
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My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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