Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
her facebook's as public as her vagina
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
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chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
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Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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