I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
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Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
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Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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