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A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
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being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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