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The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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