it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
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i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
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Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
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It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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