For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
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