taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
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I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
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I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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