Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
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I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
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Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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