I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
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Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
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Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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