I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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