There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
God, I missed his penis.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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