did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
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I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
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Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I could fuck to npr.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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