we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
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My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
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I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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