I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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