do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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