Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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