I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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