gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I had to cum in my sink.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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