I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
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it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
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If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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