She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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