doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
i now understand why vodka
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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