Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
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