I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
What a dumb baby whore.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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