I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I love having hate sex.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
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