I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
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I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
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I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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