weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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