so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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