We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
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I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
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I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
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